404 ERROR: PAGE NOT FOUND
WHAT THE HECK IS
WRONG WITH YOU!!??


You took a wrong turn somewhere!
Crap like that can get you
and your men killed!

A 404 ERROR!
I can't believe this!

If it needs fixing I'll do it since you
can't seem to do anything right!

If you're looking for music
or multimedia files of any kind,
you're out of luck.
I don't allow that stuff here. Don't even ask. Your
request will be ignored.


I've got my eye on you Twinkletoes!