License To Fart

As the self proclaimed KING OF FART, I do hereby recognize that everyone, big and little, young and old, has an inalienable right to fart and should be licensed to do so. So I, as KING OF FART, am offering fart licenses to all of my loyal subjects.

(original signed)
Great Uncle Bill
King Of Fart
(Self Proclaimed)

To save this license, click to open the bigger picture. Then save the bigger picture to your hard drive. Print it without adjustments and it should print the size of a regular I.D. card. Then simply add your picture and signature and laminate it or re-scan with the signature and picture and laminate it.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , but deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must not forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Bill & Jackie's

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